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It is great to just randomly press each and every button and listen to the array of sounds coming to you. :D
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I like this! Not because I am dutch but because of the freaky humour.:)
The only thing you could work on are the graphics which arent smooth.
It's epic!
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The sound is really annoying, please substitute it for something better. Furthermore its easy to cheat using the famous right click way. So overall its too easy-peasy.
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7 mb for a repeating movement and a song? Thats a bit much although I like that song. Add something interactive next time.
Gonna give you 6 stars.
ps: Why is the title called: breasts, it has nothing to do with it.
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Dude this is the best flash ever! The colours, the graphics the music. It's all magnificent. As well as the horror. Yep, yep you get 10 stars from me. You deserve it hero!
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"Close to gran turismo... but actually far away."
It looked like a very promising game at first but that was before I experienced the horrible driving behaviour of the car. I glide of the track the whole time. And braking is a hell too, it goes too slow and when I am close to stand still the car suddenly goes backward.
Change the driving behaviour of the car and you have a good flash copy of gran turismo. But not yet!
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This game is good. But way way way too hard. Especially the sailing, I can't make enough speed to even stay in the opponent's shadows. Especially at the right side of the track. Sometimes I even go backwards! That part of the game seems to be for professional sailors only or something ;) Maybe you should make a tutorial that explains what do on what wind situation and cornering.
Hurdles: 13:66 I have no clue how to go faster than that. Should I jump over the hurdles earlier or later? My start is no problem since I already tap the space button ( meaning that starting earlier is impossible)... hmm :)
Shot put: Very interesting concept. For everyone who doesn't understand yet. You have to fill as much as possible of the circle. Without going out of the circle ( otherwise youll step over and your result is a failed attempt) the only moment youre allowed to 'step" out of the circle is when you're almost done with the circle. That's a real challenge and I like it! I've never seen such a way of deciding how hard your throw is. Mostly it's just button bashing and choosing the right moment to throw. It's a strong point of the game.
One last question, I can't find the full game on the site. Is it yet to be released or something? :)
-3 points for the problematic sailing part.
+2 for the unique shot put system
+1 for the challenging hurdles.
10 stars.
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Yummy! Pure nostalgia, thanks man! It's cool to see your artistic creation!
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Add hundreds and thousands of seconds. Full seconds are boring. -2 points for that, and 1 one for limited choice of tracks and cars.
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This is not another dodge game. Due to the fact that the "screen" also goes to the left and right. I like it, its gets hard but not too soon. There are also other objects you have to dodge. So I am gonna give you eight stars for this!
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